I'm thinking of translating MMM episode 4 into English...

[Bad Asp]

You know... where everyone speaks in rhyme and for some reason Uwe Boll is in the game?

But I don't think I know that much German... can anyone provide a rough German-to-English translation of the game's dialogue?

[Bòógieman]

before you start, you need to contact the game author (dasJan)
when I remember correctly, dasJan left the MMM-community a long time ago 
but he is the only one who has the game sources, and without them it is not possible to make a translation
you can try to reach him in this forum http://www.adventure-treff.de/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=71